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26 January 2011 @ 11:24 pm
This Page Quite Literally Sickens Me  
 This page no longer represents me in any capacity. In fact, it has been given over to evil, sick obsessions of my counterpart. I would not blame you for unsubscribing- if for some reason you had decided to subscribe to us in the first place. I was, quite frankly, shocked to find this content on a site connected with my name. 

Furthermore, I think her sick obsession with this group called SNSD (for those of you not in the know- trust me, it's a good thing) has begun to take over her life. I may have to stage an intervention- like the kind you do for drug addicts or people who eat toilet paper. There is no logic to these kinds of obsessions, yet they exist. 

I would even go so far as to say, that the obsession represented here (and on several other sites that this same counterpart of mine also feels the need to post this on) has been a mild blight on my existence since I discovered my counterpart's sickening enamoring of it.

Furthermore, this obsession has influenced her to break the cardinal rule of the internet- don't meet up with these people in real life.  She has not only broken this rule, she seems to think it's fine because they are also obsessed with this same group. Because OBVIOUSLY that means they are good people. Apparently, fans of this group (as opposed to other groups and other fans) don't hurt each other. (This is what she literally just said to me, as I am on a Skype call with her as I write this). This makes me wonder if there are background checks, releases, or contracts involved in becoming a fan- somehow, I doubt it. 

I worry about her, trusting people in this way. I just have to interject something here, apparently "I know how she feels about Europeans"- I don't know what that means. I'm not sure what she's trying to imply. Apparently, according to my very delusional friend, "Europeans are good people, but not in real life." 

Are you convinced yet that she's a few fries short of a Happy Meal? No, you should be. To make things worse, her desktop is frequently WALLPAPERED with pictures of the girls from this group; she knows their stats; she knows their names. She frequently sends me awkward GIFs and stories, that I would prefer never to have seen. I consider myself scarred from these experiences. Here is an example of random pictures (although not of her not-so-secret obsession) that she likes to send me: 28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfcks7SJLp1qf1aapo1_500.jpg. As you can see if you clicked this link, there is no reason to ever look at it; it's not interesting, it's kind of awkward; her leg is in a strange position. 

Now, I won't lie, I like Kpop, I do. However, I can tell you the names of groups, but not their members, their bloodtypes, or even any recent gossip about them. Not so with my counterpart; I'm beginning to worry that the line between reality and Kpop is blurring. 

She just sent this to me. It makes no sense, I don't know why it's funny...I think it has something to do with SNSD...but, again, I'm okay with not knowing. Here is what she sent me: "I, YoonSicretive, take you, my beloved YoonSic, as my lawfully wedded partners. To hold hands when you're nervous, to gossip with you when you're curious, to cover you when your butt-fettish attacks, to provide you with $9352.722 as a daily shopping spree. I vow to allow my Gorjess to sleep until noon and to listen to my DeerYoona's imitations of Ahn Youngmi until dawn. I promise to laugh when my Ice Princess cracks her Sica-ish jokes and keep a straight-face when my Im Choding laughs alligator-ishly. I will never refuse to eat anything my Sicarella cooks and cook anything my Yoondeerella eats. I swear to not let cucumbers in your sight for a dolphin's scream will explode once Him Yoona attacks Sicacchu with them. All in all, I dare not to jump ship for I'm afraid of your Hello Baby prank. I will love you two with a guarantee that only God could love you more."

Do you understand? If yes, please see the nearest rehabilitation facility. If no, I'm glad. 

She has just called me a "Girl of European Descent" (we'll call this a GED for short). Now, given what she's already said her feelings are towards Europeans...I'm a good person, not in real life. She's giggling so hard in reaction to having just insulted me that she's snorting. 

Also, I think some of my dislike of this particular obsession comes from the fact that it leads to her saying very awkward things...like "but it was so cute, the way she put it in the thing", or (from their most recent SNSD song) "missing you from the depths of my love core. -_^" (mind you, this comes across as very sexual within the context of the song). Yes, that is a wink at the end...she meant to be suggestive. No, we're not more than friends; I like guys. She's a girl. Enough said on that subject.

So, yes, until she removes this content (yes, REMOVES), I doubt I'll post again. Because, really, I don't want to be associated with this type of obsession. I would even go so far as to say that she's almost crossing the line into being a NETIZEN. 

In the world of Kpop, this word means something much different than what Google has as its definition. A netizen, again, for those of you who don't know, is a superfan- a fanatic, someone who is crazy in love, past the point of obsession, with a person or group. While this idea is not exclusive to the Kpop community, the term (and its usage and definition) are. 
Current Location: College
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
Current Music: Supa Luv by Teen Top
I la- la- la- love you: tae.regreted on January 27th, 2011 04:38 am (UTC)
Excuse you.

MagdaChillmagdachill on January 27th, 2011 04:39 am (UTC)
um wow
I feel even more awkward about this than I did before.
I la- la- la- love youregreted on January 27th, 2011 04:41 am (UTC)
Re: um wow

yea well... that's just how things go, now isnt it.
MagdaChillmagdachill on January 27th, 2011 04:43 am (UTC)
Why are all of your GIFs sexually awkward.....do you put that in your search criteria?
I la- la- la- love youregreted on January 27th, 2011 04:45 am (UTC)

stop sending me NASTY links.

MagdaChillmagdachill on January 27th, 2011 04:47 am (UTC)
Okay the first is just scary..I always thought they were aliens..

The second is awkward..but I bet you wish those were your hands.
I la- la- la- love youregreted on January 27th, 2011 04:50 am (UTC)

I la- la- la- love youregreted on January 27th, 2011 05:00 am (UTC)
iminyoungiminyoung on March 29th, 2011 08:03 am (UTC)
Lol, it's just fan-girling. I'm a girl and I admit I am obsessed with them. LOL
They're posters are all over my way, their pics are my desktop backgrounds etcetc.
SNSD is an awesome group, we just can't help it.
No, I wouldn't kill to meet them. But I'd be seriously happy if I could.
As for 'sexual gifs, pics, stories' hmm, if something is sexy, people would want to look at them, that's why there are models etc. And yes, I am girl.
Meeting SONEs over the internet, true, you shouldn't but I have.
And the SONEs i've meet are very trustworthy, I even found out they were graduates of my school. My teacher remembers them, etc. They have great jobs, most of them are attending university, etc. Of course I always let someone know where I will be and my phone is alway handy :P

I'm a teenager. A girl. And I love and extremely adore SNSD. LOL my friends don't find it weird because they also have their own obsessions. Lmfaooooo.

Just chill. :]
I la- la- la- love youregreted on March 29th, 2011 08:23 am (UTC)

i am the other poster on this account, the one who has the 'sick obsession'
thank you for your post. it made me smile.

and it was a soshified meetup its not like some random SONE pmed me and said "hey lets get together some time"

and i find being a SONE to be a great hobby, i've met really nice people online and in real life.

hey kid, i think you're pretty cool! have a great day!